Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Investing has become a no-brainer

It was about one year ago that a press release came across our desktop about how to make money in the stock market. Its pitch went something like this...

It is no secret that what separates the rich elite of the world from the rest of us is the knowledge of investing and making money through the stock market.

For years, the precious secrets that allowed people to make maximum returns on minimum risk have been closely guarded. But "The Newbie's Guide to Profitable Stock Investing," blows the lid off of these tenants and now makes them available to each and every person looking for financial solvency.

"I wanted to create an easy to ready, simple to understand guide that could help anyone achieve their financial dreams," said author Edward Moraz. "With 'The Newbie's Guide to Profitable Stock Investing,' I feel that I've achieved my goal and given the average person the key they need to unlock the golden gates of financial investing."

The book is sure to cause a sensation by simply outlining the basic tenants and well-kept secrets only the richest investors have known for years.

"Even if you've never opened the business section to your local newspaper, [the book] makes playing the stock market easy to understand," said Moraz. "Throughout history, the biggest obstacle stopping "regular people" from dabbling in investing is simply not knowing where to start. With this book, each and every would-be investor has a jumping off point so that they may realize their personal financial dreams."

All of this is now obsolete, we believe. The reason why is because of artificial intelligence. There are now software programs so smart and sophisticated they make investing a no-brainer. Any moron can plug in the stock-picking robot and start making money. Sure, these systems cost a few hundred dollars, but would that not be a worthwhile investment if it can lead to a steady income for yourself? For example, the promoters of a program called Forex Ambush 2.0 reveal how a single mother who had absolutely no previous experience or knowledge of investing is using their system to earn a steady $5,157 per month.

Another robotic system, Stock Assault 2.0 promises similar earnings, but it works using stock picks, whereas Forex Ambush is based on foreign exchange currency trading.

It's sure a different era now than it was less than twelve months ago, when you had to read a book to learn how to pick stocks. Now, you just pick the software and then sit back while the robots earn money for you.

Happy New World!